February 2012
What's this? Ingrid's suddenly writing again?
This is just going to end up a half written book like all the rest.
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
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I just found out that the man who plans on...
I’m thinking i might have to end this relationship if he does not come over here right now and cuddle me and watch it with me. I AM SHOCKED.
And this boy loves Princess Mononoke and Ponyo.
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Someone tell me i didn't just see a 13 year old...
please please pleaseeeeee
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The night owl near where Ant works got robbed...
I really hate this area, i really hate knowing that there is a legit reason to worry about my boyfriend when he works so late all the time.
The sad thing is if he got held up at work.. it wouldn’t be the first time somebodies held a knife to his throat.
YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED THE NARNIA MOVIES STOP...
FUUUUUUU——-
GAAAAAHHH
Me: The Chronicles of Narnia is supposedly loosely based on christianity.
Donna: Wow that just sounds a lot less cool.
If you are seriously going to let the fact that a fantasy writer was a christian and let his beliefs influence his writing turn you off it you are NOT WORTHY of this sacred series.
I may like Harry Potter a whole lot but nothing will ever compare to The Chronicles of Narnia. I...
preparetodrop asked: Have you ever found the book, "The Lusty Argonian Maid" in Skyrim? It's really funny. It's a porn book lol
Skyrim porn
Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here. Polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
I just found skyrim porn O.o
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Mjoll the lioness: I'm itching for a fight..
Ant: (without skipping a beat) you should get that checked out.
Corn is the best.
Seriously i fucking love corn.
With a freshly fixed computer.. the hardest part...
Best Boyfriend ever.
He fixed my laptop for me!
I came home from work today and i dragged him along to woolies to get some groceries and he goes ‘oh yea i fixed your laptop too btw.’
And that ladies and gentlemen is why i let him have a snack before dinner :P
January 2012
if you are short and disabled i recommend you...
I also recommend that you don’t make remarks about the front of my car while i’m still in ear shot you stupid idiot!
I don’t care if you do have something wrong with your feet you don’t just walk wherever the hell you please!
It wasn’t so much the fact i nearly hit him cause he’s so short i couldn’t see him in my rearview or when i ooked back, it was the...
Yea our house has a drink fridge now.
It’s pretty dang awesome.
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Just sitting here listening to the babies...
I just felt donna's baby kick for the first time...
