January 2011
when you clean up and mums like "it's not properly...
youoncecalledmereckless:
You Do It Bitch.
Oh my god my weekend has finally arrived!
and the ballsy thing is, that on wednesday i have to go to training =_=
oh well, i got spiced vanilla body butter today for $5 bucks.
Woot.
For the past two weeks i have spent all night on...
We’ve fallen asleepe on numerous occasions.. it’s nice cause it’s like he’s right here :)
He arrives on Friday. I cannot fucking wait.
thisisnotatumblrlink replied to your post: THIS MASK TASTES NICE!!!!
You now have AIDS from tasting it.
It has community trade babassu oil from brazil.. do brazillians have aids?
wait.. they invented the Brazilian.. of course they do.
THIS MASK TASTES NICE!!!!
Kinda sweet, om nom nom
Now, don’t get me wrong, I love tumblr but…
In the approx 1 and a half years I’ve been using it, the quality seems to be going down. Now I’m not talking about the people joining or any crap like that I’m talking about the actual site quality.
I know that this site doesn’t do any advertising or anything like that and that they’re not the most well staffed people in the world, but since I first started using it when it would crash like once a...
I really fucking hate those pictures everyone...
Is scene even still in anymore?
I don’t even know what scene is anymore. I always thought scene was the girls with the epic huge hair and raccoon tails but now it seems to be chicks with makeup that makes them look dead and piercings everywhere and big eyes with epic mascara.
Anyway, back to the original topic. Why are they getting so many reblogs? I mean sure they’re alright...
@james
WHY ARE YOU LOVING MY PAIN!?!?!??!
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I'm getting kinda depressed.
Lately i have so much crap on my plate.
I’ve just started working part time but that doesn’t mean part time. I’m working 5 days a week and i’m hardly finding the time to study on top of that. When i get home i feel so tired the idea of studying just wears me out.
I hardly have time to see my friends and then i want to talk to Matty after work at night but i also want my...
I'm rewatching true blood and there are just so...
ifwewerefeckless asked: The last page of my blog is about it entirely, basically there are massive protests and the government has taken down internet and mobile access in the country, there is the possibility that there could be massacres during the next protest because the world can't be watching
Work now.
Reblog this if you love your penis. One girl...
Okay, the boy is at work and now i can have some...
I am so glad you guys are still here following me :) <3
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jocelynseip:
y u no text me
So i removed the "like facebook" add on the side...
Matty spent the night working on getting my...
myisland asked: YAY :) I look forward to it. Just give me a time and details and hopefully I won't be working.
myisland asked: Is it bad that I can't tell if you were being sarcastic?
Hehe I hope you were
Hehe I hope you were
clutchshiftslide asked: Dude.. get another xbox.. killing zombies alone is depressing.
myisland asked: I'm coming to the next one of Jess's and your meet ups, if that's okay?
omnivagus replied to your post: It’s weird, Matt and I are on a video call and he’s falling asleep with a smile on his face.
I am really really really happy about reading all this really really really cute stuff from you. You deserve this happiness
haha awh thank-you :)
I’m genuinely happy again.. it’s a great feeling <3
thisisnotatumblrlink replied to your post: It’s weird, Matt and I are on a video call and he’s falling asleep with a smile on his face.
I would reblog this with a “look at all the people who care” pic. but because it’s you i will like this instead…
In all honesty, i just posted it because i’m really happy right now and tumblr is basically my diary. I honestly don’t care...
It's weird, Matt and I are on a video call and...
I don’t know if he normally does or not but i like seeing him smiling.
It makes me happy.
I hope i make him as happy as he makes me.
<3
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
This is my blog about Australia Day inspired by...
Everybody at work keeps asking what i’m doing and i’m like ‘I’m from a family of immigrants… we don’t even notice the day.’
I never really got patriotism.
Australia is great and all.. but i don’t think i really want to celebrate it.
my to do list is growing and growing. Fucking...
I had the best burger at work today. It was SOOO...
It was from the new se7en place in indro. Expensive.. but sooo worth it.
Dear Boyfriend,
Stop being so sexy.
Lots of love,
Your Girlfriend.
Dear Xbox,
Why aren’t you connecting to my router?
I am getting very frustrated.
There will be tears of anger soon.
Please work.
Sincerely,
Your loving owner, Ingrid.
Just watched Brokeback Mountain for the first...
CRYING LIKE A FUCKING BABY
howwilligetoutofthelabyrinth:
readingwhilewalking:
Apparently Baz Luhrmann is going to do an adaption of The Great Gatsby in 3D.
Fuck him.
Why the fuck does it have to be in 3D?
Why the fuck does it have to be made?
There are already versions of The Great Gatsby done in film that were true to the book and had brilliant acting. Why do we need another version of it?
because it’s...